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  <title>Today my boyfriend was going down on me and he tho</title>
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    <![CDATA[Today my boyfriend was going down on me and he thought that it would be a good idea to speak parseltongue to my chamber of secrets 
I have never felt more uncomfortable in my life<br><br>By: Voldemort<br />on 14-12-2010<br>Category: Weird<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>So, I went to the movies with a boy I have been fr</title>
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    <![CDATA[So I went to the movies with a boy I have been friends with for ages About half-way through i pulled out my mints and popped one in he motioned for one and I held it towards him expecting an outstretched hand He promptly engulfed the majority of my index finger and thumb and sucked the mint from my grasp Gross<br><br>By: ohmigohd<br />on 28-11-2010<br>Category: Weird<br>Yes Votes: 6 | No Votes: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>So I was riding the tram home from my friend's hou</title>
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    <![CDATA[So I was riding the tram home from my friends house That day I was wearing a shirt that said LET US FUCK Bad idea This old guy walks up and sits down right in front of me to tell me that he wishes that I could make him feel as pretty as I am and that he wants to be my sissy man and me his dominant woman Im sorry sir I think that would be illegal<br><br>By: Why.<br />on 07-11-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 3 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Why.</author>
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  <title>i was making out with my now ex-boyfriend, he stop</title>
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    <![CDATA[i was making out with my now ex-boyfriend he stopped and looked at me and scremed i looked at him and screemed he had a bloody nose he thought i had a bloody nose he had had a bloody nose and gotten it all over my face<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 18-10-2010<br>Category: Funny<br>Yes Votes: 47 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Today, I left my deadbeat, dirty hippie husband, g</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Uhhh/537</link>
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    <![CDATA[Today I left my deadbeat dirty hippie husband got on a plane and flew 1200 back to my parents house Where I am waiting for my soon-to-be-ex-husbands co-worker to divorce HIS bitchy cunt-of-a wife and run away with me to a tropical island somewhere The night before I got on the plane said co-worker and I had sex in the attic above my husbands room Nobody knew which makes it more awesome<br><br>By: lol<br />on 08-08-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 13 | No Votes: 88<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>After weeks of chat, exchanging photos, and hours </title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Uhhh/533</link>
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    <![CDATA[After weeks of chat exchanging photos and hours of telephone conversation we decided to meet for brunch I got there early and saw her come in (She was lovely) She scanned the room and I waved As she approached the table her shoulders dropped and her disappointment was obvious  She ordered and we sat for an awkward 30 minutes Her eyes never left her plate Id never felt so unattractive<br><br>By: Bing<br />on 19-07-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 154 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>The last guy who was into me snuck up on me in the</title>
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    <![CDATA[The last guy who was into me snuck up on me in the womens changing rooms and demanded sex The one before that came up to me in the library and asked what was wrong with my body The one before that was five years ago FML<br><br>By: weirdo magnet<br />on 17-07-2010<br>Category: Weird<br>Yes Votes: 26 | No Votes: 59<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>weirdo magnet</author>
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  <title>ON FACEBOOK: hi i am a friend of your buddy he tol</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Weird/530</link>
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    <![CDATA[ON FACEBOOK hi i am a friend of your buddy he told me u have a big ass can isee it pls<br><br>By: LadyLLanover<br />on 15-06-2010<br>Category: Weird<br>Yes Votes: 85 | No Votes: 10<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>LadyLLanover</author>
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  <title>So I went to hang out with this guy. He was just a</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Uhhh/526</link>
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    <![CDATA[So I went to hang out with this guy He was just a friend but when we were walking in a store he BIT me I screamed ow and he stopped Later we were sitting outside and he bit my arm and started sucking on it Try explaining the bleeding bite marks on y neck and the hickie on my arm to my boyfriend no <br><br>By: candy cane<br />on 09-06-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 57 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>candy cane</author>
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  <title>I went on a first date with a guy who not only bro</title>
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    <![CDATA[I went on a first date with a guy who not only brought Jenga to the beach but also tried to tackle and wrestle me In public Not in a cute way Needless to say there was no second date<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 29-05-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 81 | No Votes: 12<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>I recently got an e-mail from a guy on a online da</title>
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    <![CDATA[I recently got an e-mail from a guy on a online dating site who said that I had a sexy picture The only problem is that I dont have a picture in my profile WTF<br><br>By: Rachel<br />on 27-04-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 73 | No Votes: 20<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rachel</author>
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  <title>My boyfriend, friend, ;amp; I were sitting in the </title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Uhhh/506</link>
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    <![CDATA[My boyfriend friend amp I were sitting in the basement a few days ago While my boyfriend amp I started making out amp getting a bit touchy (thinking she left amp being completely oblivious to the fact that she was still there on the laptop) he started reaching up my skirt Next thing we hear is the song quotAt Lastquot come on from the laptop amp look up to see her grinning at us Total mood killer<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 03-04-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 51 | No Votes: 88<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>I went out with this girl I really like, had a gre</title>
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    <![CDATA[I went out with this girl I really like had a great sushi dinner getting to know each other some more etc The evening as going really well until it came time to pay Credit card 1 - DENIED Credit card 2 - DENIED Debit Card - DENIED She had to pay FML<br><br>By: Darren<br />on 23-03-2010<br>Category: Funny<br>Yes Votes: 60 | No Votes: 142<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Darren</author>
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  <title>I got a message on a dating site today from a guy,</title>
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    <![CDATA[I got a message on a dating site today from a guy and all it said was me and my much hotter friend want to be in you at the same time haha do people really think that would work<br><br>By: Anabelle<br />on 15-03-2010<br>Category: Funny<br>Yes Votes: 93 | No Votes: 16<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anabelle</author>
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  <title>i just got this on pof ;quot; I got one thing on m</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Dirty/491</link>
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    <![CDATA[i just got this on pof quot I got one thing on my mind girlthose lips in my mouthhmmmm they look goodquot  huh<br><br>By: laurel<br />on 15-03-2010<br>Category: Dirty<br>Yes Votes: 60 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>laurel</author>
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  <title>I met this girl online, hot, and she looked just l</title>
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    <![CDATA[I met this girl online hot and she looked just like her picture We ended up going at it the night I met her After messing around for a bit I tried to stick it in her ass Shes not into that which I found out after she jumped up and got me in some kind of wresting hold Yeah I ended up with a torn bicep Try explaining that away at work<br><br>By: CALIENTE69<br />on 09-02-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 24 | No Votes: 220<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Went on a date with a guy a few years ago and it's</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Uhhh/311</link>
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    <![CDATA[Went on a date with a guy a few years ago and its stuck with me all this time  We did standard dinnermovie  During the movie he just kept petting and rubbing my arm  Then when he takes me home I move to get out of the car and he grabs my head and kisses me straight on the lips  Guy had epic garlic breath and sucked my lips into his teeth  After that every time he called no answer<br><br>By: DoofusAttractant<br />on 03-01-2010<br>Category: Uhhh<br>Yes Votes: 112 | No Votes: 11<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>So, the other night I was at a local bar and saw t</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Funny/310</link>
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    <![CDATA[So the other night I was at a local bar and saw these incredibly cute girls at the bar who were alone I decided to go up and chat with them and right in the middle of my conversation my buddy comes up to me quotSO HOW IS IT GOING HITTING ON THESE GIRLSquot basically yelling it so both could hear Total fucking cockblock<br><br>By: MG<br />on 03-01-2010<br>Category: Funny<br>Yes Votes: 80 | No Votes: 24<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>MG</author>
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  <title>So my BF and I were at a festival this summer, and</title>
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    <![CDATA[So my BF and I were at a festival this summer and after a week and a half of sharing a tent with my three younger sisters we were both pretty damn frustrated So we grabbed a condom and went in search of someplace private Note Next time take mosquito netting as well -- it IS needed there<br><br>By: Rory<br />on 22-12-2009<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 77 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Rory</author>
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  <title>Met a chick online - seemed decent enough... talke</title>
  <link>http://www.datingweird.com/view/Weird/234</link>
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    <![CDATA[Met a chick online - seemed decent enough talked on the phone all good met her downtown TO 4 a movie  drink out of nowhere she starts talking baby talk creeped me out so I had more 2 drink she then began crying bc her Dad was an alcoholic I didnt bother calling her again<br><br>By: raNdOM<br />on 12-12-2009<br>Category: Weird<br>Yes Votes: 79 | No Votes: 20<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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