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My mom just told me that she thought my date was cute, especially after she saw his pictures on Facebook of him dressed up like a Power Ranger

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Oct 30, 2009 05:21 AM - Funny - by Ashley

Was getting it on with this girl and she asked if I liked to be tied up. I thought it might be some kinky fun so I let her. She robbed me blind and left me tied there until my roommate got home to laugh and untie me.

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Oct 1, 2009 09:09 AM - Sex - by Joe

I was going down on this new guy that I was seeing. He acutally said "Swallow or I'll cum in your eyes". I didn't believe him and he actually did. To make it worse, my eye got all swollen and red so much so that I had to go to the ER. Try explaining that to the hot ER dr.

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Shitty, better luck next time (61) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 26, 2009 07:35 AM - Sex - by Daniella

I went to hit on this girl today at this Chinese restaurant...she didn’t speak English

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Shitty, better luck next time (10) - You're gonna be single forever (52)

Nov 2, 2009 07:09 AM - Uhhh - by Brandon

I went back to this guys place. He told me that he had roommates so we had to be quiet. We started making out and his mom knocked on his door to ask if he wanted milk and cookies. He is 35. WTF?

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Shitty, better luck next time (43) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 26, 2009 07:37 AM - Weird - by Elena

Today, I left my deadbeat, dirty hippie husband, got on a plane and flew 1,200 back to my parents' house. Where I am waiting for my soon-to-be-ex-husband's co-worker to divorce HIS bitchy cunt-of-a wife and run away with me to a tropical island somewhere. The night before I got on the plane, said co-worker and I had sex in the attic above my husband's room. Nobody knew, which makes it more awesome

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Aug 8, 2010 11:06 PM - Uhhh - by lol

Went on a date with this guy who was obsessed with asking what label I was wearing... Meanwhile, his Calvin Klein shit and Guess jeans didn't even fit him. It doesn't matter what label you are wearing if your clothes don't fit anyway.

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Oct 1, 2009 08:26 AM - Uhhh - by Shirley

I went out with this girl I really like, had a great sushi dinner, getting to know each other some more etc. The evening as going really well, until it came time to pay. Credit card 1 - DENIED. Credit card 2 - DENIED!, Debit Card - DENIED!. She had to pay. FML.

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Mar 23, 2010 07:32 AM - Funny - by Darren

The guy I am seeing decided to stop seeing me because I refused to get the H1N1 vaccine. Why? because his GF is susceptible to all illnesses and he didn't want to risk exposing her if I got sick.

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Shitty, better luck next time (87) - You're gonna be single forever (20)

Nov 23, 2009 12:49 AM - Uhhh - by Sally

I went out with this girl for drinks and we were haing a great time. I was making her laugh a lot. Apparently a little too hard since beer came flying out of her nose and all over me. Oddly, we just laughed harder about it.

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Oct 26, 2009 07:34 AM - Funny - by Dan

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