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I was on my first date with a girl, at a house party. we were sitting on a couch together and I looked at her, and her eyes seemed to signal that she wanted a kiss, so i leaned in to give her one only for her to turn her head and get her beer instead. we didn't see each other again.

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Shitty, better luck next time (22) - You're gonna be single forever (17)

Oct 1, 2009 12:20 PM - Funny - by Trevor

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I had sex with my new girlfriend and she started crying. I thought this might be a fluke. Nope, she also cried the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th time too.

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Shitty, better luck next time (45) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 26, 2009 07:46 AM - Sex - by Billy

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Met a chick online - seemed decent enough... talked on the phone... all good... met her downtown T.O. 4 a movie & drink... out of nowhere she starts talking "baby talk"... creeped me out so I had more 2 drink... she then began crying bc her Dad was an alcoholic... I didn't bother calling her again

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Shitty, better luck next time (63) - You're gonna be single forever (16)

Dec 12, 2009 12:17 AM - Weird - by raNdOM

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I hate having to deal with people who don’t pay on dates. But, I’ve come up with a solution. Whenever a girl doesn’t pay, I just leave.

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Shitty, better luck next time (4) - You're gonna be single forever (159)

Nov 2, 2009 07:14 AM - Funny - by Brian

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So, I kind of feel like a dick because I ran out of this girls apartment. But, when she put on a strap on, I didn’t really know what to say

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Shitty, better luck next time (103) - You're gonna be single forever (10)

Nov 2, 2009 07:13 AM - Weird - by Tommy

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So I met this guy online and we went out to the club. I am almost 30 and he claimed to be the same. We got carded at the club and it turns out he is not even of legal age. Ugh

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Shitty, better luck next time (36) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 27, 2009 07:54 AM - Uhhh - by Lola

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I need to learn the metric system. My date said he had a 30 cm dick and I was like alright whatever. Thought he was joking. Fuck, that was 8 hours ago and i still can’t walk straight

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Shitty, better luck next time (11) - You're gonna be single forever (66)

Oct 30, 2009 05:18 AM - Sex - by Elizabeth

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So last night I tried to pay a friend (who’s a girl) to “go on a date” with me. Turns out it’s still prostitution even if you’re trying to fuck your own sister

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Shitty, better luck next time (5) - You're gonna be single forever (137)

Nov 2, 2009 07:16 AM - Funny - by Justin

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I got this letter from some guy on a dating site, and his opening line was "you are pretty, do you have small feet with toes that I could suck on?"... wtf?

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Shitty, better luck next time (39) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 1, 2009 12:08 AM - Funny - by Lilly

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worst date went to a girls house to pick her up and her place was a big mess mold on plates poop on floor yuck and she was drunk and wanted to stay in.

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Shitty, better luck next time (46) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 08:07 AM - Uhhh - by Kevin

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