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Went on a date with a guy a few years ago and it's stuck with me all this time. We did standard dinner/movie. During the movie, he just kept petting and rubbing my arm. Then, when he takes me home, I move to get out of the car, and he grabs my head and kisses me straight on the lips. Guy had epic garlic breath, and sucked my lips into his teeth. After that, every time he called, no answer.

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Shitty, better luck next time (73) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Jan 3, 2010 10:25 AM - Uhhh - by DoofusAttractant

I went out for Chinese with this guy. He decided to show off and order in Mandarin. We live in the US, the waitress does not speak Mandarin and she reminded him of this. Apparently he has done this before.

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Shitty, better luck next time (43) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 27, 2009 08:01 AM - Weird - by Cindy

I decided it would be fun to sext my new guy. I sent "I get wet when I think of what we did last night" to him and it turns out his mother had taken his phone by mistake. I was supposed to meet her tomorrow for the first time.

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Shitty, better luck next time (52) - You're gonna be single forever (32)

Nov 3, 2009 08:39 PM - Dirty - by Marcy

So, the other night I was at a local bar and saw these incredibly cute girls at the bar, who were alone. I decided to go up and chat with them, and right in the middle of my conversation my buddy comes up to me "SO, HOW IS IT GOING HITTING ON THESE GIRLS?" basically yelling it so both could hear. Total fucking cockblock.

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Shitty, better luck next time (54) - You're gonna be single forever (15)

Jan 3, 2010 07:50 AM - Funny - by MG

I got this awesome email from an 18 year old online dater .. all it said was "u b sex".. weird..

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Shitty, better luck next time (37) - You're gonna be single forever (2)

Oct 1, 2009 12:11 AM - Uhhh - by Polly

I was getting it on with this guy that I had been seeing at my flat. I live alone and freaked out when I heard my front door open. My guy decided to protect me, grabbed an umbrella that I had and went to confront the intruders in his boxers. Turns out my parents came for a surprise visit.

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Shitty, better luck next time (37) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 27, 2009 08:08 AM - Sex - by Tina

Went on a frist date with this guy. He took me to church.

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Shitty, better luck next time (109) - You're gonna be single forever (23)

Nov 28, 2009 08:30 AM - Weird - by Moira

So I met this guy online and we went out to the club. I am almost 30 and he claimed to be the same. We got carded at the club and it turns out he is not even of legal age. Ugh

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Shitty, better luck next time (34) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 27, 2009 07:54 AM - Uhhh - by Lola

Picked up this really hot chick at the singles bar. I take her home and we get it on, she goes to the washroom before fall asleep in the most beautiful embrace. After waking to the shock of her gone, I find the toilet plugged and overflowed, she never called me back, I left three messages.

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Shitty, better luck next time (52) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 4, 2009 07:45 AM - Sick - by Peter

This chick that I met at the bar and I went back to my place. She started going down on me and wanted to show me how well she could deep throat. Apparently not so well because she puked all over my junk and bed. I now have to burn my new sheets.

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Shitty, better luck next time (36) - You're gonna be single forever (4)

Oct 26, 2009 07:43 AM - Sick - by Stan

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