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I was getting it on with this new guy and when he got excited he started singing Oklahoma.... not a turn on.

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Shitty, better luck next time (43) - You're gonna be single forever (15)

Oct 22, 2009 07:07 PM - Sex - by Gladys

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3rd Date:He picked my up, then picked up one of his friends (who I had never met) and we went to visit another of his friends (who I had also never met). He left me to talk to the friend's wife while the guys went to another room to play guitar. We stayed there until midnight, then he took me home

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Oct 1, 2009 12:45 AM - Uhhh - by Rhonda

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I met up with this guy online and we were meeting for the first time to out to a movie. He showed up in socks and sandles. Needless to say, I won't be seeing him again. Who does that!

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Shitty, better luck next time (18) - You're gonna be single forever (69)

Oct 8, 2009 05:38 PM - Uhhh - by Leslie

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I went out with this girl for drinks and we were haing a great time. I was making her laugh a lot. Apparently a little too hard since beer came flying out of her nose and all over me. Oddly, we just laughed harder about it.

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Oct 26, 2009 12:34 AM - Funny - by Dan

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I’m never having sex with the lights on again. All those “soft spots” on the bed that I like to lay on, I just realized were tread marks.

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Oct 29, 2009 10:16 PM - Dirty - by Nicole

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My boyfriend thought it would be sweet to surprise me with flowers. I guess he forgot that I am very very allergic to flowers. You would think after 3 years he would know this.

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Nov 3, 2009 12:30 PM - Uhhh - by Tracy

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Dating sucks. Especially when I spend 3 months talking to this girl online. We go to meet up. Turns out it’s my stepmom. Fuck!

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Nov 1, 2009 11:26 PM - Dirty - by John

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So one time this chick was sucking me off, right, and it was terrible. Like the worst. And I was drunk and just wanted to go home. So as she's going at it, I pull her head up to stop her, and she thinks I'm about to blow my load or some shit so she says "what a gentleman!" And I'm like "no, bitch!"

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Shitty, better luck next time (11) - You're gonna be single forever (269)

Nov 29, 2009 03:50 PM - Uhhh - by jason

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God WTF I am SO DONE with dating guys off the internet. This guy just sent me a picture of a female dog licking his balls. OMG WTF?!??

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Oct 29, 2009 10:15 PM - Sick - by Tara

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Last night I hung out with this girl I had been seeing for awhile. We were making out and she kept teasing me. 4 hours later she left and I had blue balls.

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Shitty, better luck next time (81) - You're gonna be single forever (47)

Nov 22, 2009 04:44 PM - Sex - by Bob

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