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i just got this on pof " I got one thing on my mind girl....those lips in my mouth....hmmmm they look good" ... huh?

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Shitty, better luck next time (33) - You're gonna be single forever (4)

Mar 15, 2010 04:32 AM - Dirty - by laurel

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I decided it would be fun to sext my new guy. I sent "I get wet when I think of what we did last night" to him and it turns out his mother had taken his phone by mistake. I was supposed to meet her tomorrow for the first time.

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Shitty, better luck next time (52) - You're gonna be single forever (32)

Nov 3, 2009 08:39 PM - Dirty - by Marcy

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Dating sucks. Especially when I spend 3 months talking to this girl online. We go to meet up. Turns out it’s my stepmom. Fuck!

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Shitty, better luck next time (62) - You're gonna be single forever (65)

Nov 2, 2009 07:26 AM - Dirty - by John

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So, I was at this girls apartment, sitting on the couch waiting for her to come out of the bathroom. I farted, but I felt like I might of ripped my pants. I bent over to check. Then, she walked out of the bathroom, that sucks.

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Shitty, better luck next time (24) - You're gonna be single forever (23)

Nov 2, 2009 07:08 AM - Dirty - by David

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I’m never having sex with the lights on again. All those “soft spots” on the bed that I like to lay on, I just realized were tread marks.

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Shitty, better luck next time (30) - You're gonna be single forever (14)

Oct 30, 2009 05:16 AM - Dirty - by Nicole

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After a perfect date, I close her car door knowing I'm taking her home. As I walk around the car I let out a really big fart, it totally follows me in the car, I just wait for a reaction. She doesn't say a thing, I fucked her in the ass that night!

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Shitty, better luck next time (3) - You're gonna be single forever (82)

Oct 4, 2009 07:22 AM - Dirty - by Jahfool

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