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I went out with this girl I really like, had a great sushi dinner, getting to know each other some more etc. The evening as going really well, until it came time to pay. Credit card 1 - DENIED. Credit card 2 - DENIED!, Debit Card - DENIED!. She had to pay. FML.

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Shitty, better luck next time (42) - You're gonna be single forever (75)

Mar 23, 2010 07:32 AM - Funny - by Darren

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I got a message on a dating site today from a guy, and all it said was 'me and my much hotter friend want to be in you at the same time' haha, do people really think that would work?

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Shitty, better luck next time (56) - You're gonna be single forever (11)

Mar 15, 2010 05:39 AM - Funny - by Anabelle

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So, the other night I was at a local bar and saw these incredibly cute girls at the bar, who were alone. I decided to go up and chat with them, and right in the middle of my conversation my buddy comes up to me "SO, HOW IS IT GOING HITTING ON THESE GIRLS?" basically yelling it so both could hear. Total fucking cockblock.

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Shitty, better luck next time (54) - You're gonna be single forever (15)

Jan 3, 2010 07:50 AM - Funny - by MG

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I was making out with this guy I had been seeing. He took off my shirt and jumped off me. Apparently he doesn't like my new butterfly tattoo. He is covered in tattoos but is afraid of butterflies.

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Shitty, better luck next time (83) - You're gonna be single forever (12)

Nov 23, 2009 12:47 AM - Funny - by Jodi

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I hate using the internet for date ideas. This stupid website told me to take a girl out to “go stargazing”. So I was like alright, whatever. We get up to the lookout, no stars. Then I realized I could have just looked up their addresses.

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Shitty, better luck next time (1) - You're gonna be single forever (138)

Nov 2, 2009 07:18 AM - Funny - by Aaron

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So last night I tried to pay a friend (who’s a girl) to “go on a date” with me. Turns out it’s still prostitution even if you’re trying to fuck your own sister

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Shitty, better luck next time (5) - You're gonna be single forever (122)

Nov 2, 2009 07:16 AM - Funny - by Justin

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Some of my friends think I’m weird for exclusively dating anorexic girls. But, hey, dinner and a movie just got a whole lot cheaper. I also keep sick bags in my glove compartment just in case.

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Shitty, better luck next time (7) - You're gonna be single forever (160)

Nov 2, 2009 07:15 AM - Funny - by Kyle

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I hate having to deal with people who don’t pay on dates. But, I’ve come up with a solution. Whenever a girl doesn’t pay, I just leave.

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Shitty, better luck next time (4) - You're gonna be single forever (143)

Nov 2, 2009 07:14 AM - Funny - by Brian

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My mom just told me that she thought my date was cute, especially after she saw his pictures on Facebook of him dressed up like a Power Ranger

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Shitty, better luck next time (44) - You're gonna be single forever (4)

Oct 30, 2009 05:21 AM - Funny - by Ashley

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This guy was being such a dick today. I was talking to this girl and he walks up and is all like “Hey Dave, hows your aids” and walks away

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Shitty, better luck next time (44) - You're gonna be single forever (4)

Oct 30, 2009 05:20 AM - Funny - by Daniel

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