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So my BF and I were at a festival this summer, and, after a week and a half of sharing a tent with my three younger sisters, we were both pretty damn frustrated. So we grabbed a condom and went in search of someplace private. Note: Next time take mosquito netting as well -- it IS needed there...

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Dec 22, 2009 04:04 PM - Sex - by Rory

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Last night I hung out with this girl I had been seeing for awhile. We were making out and she kept teasing me. 4 hours later she left and I had blue balls.

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Nov 23, 2009 12:44 AM - Sex - by Bob

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My girlfriend decided to get kinky with me. She answered the door dressed in lingerie, thigh highs, fuck-me boots and a smile. She told me the safety word was pickles. She then tied me up, pulled out a whip and a butt plug.... wasn't expecting that. I used that safety word right quick!

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Nov 3, 2009 08:45 PM - Sex - by Tim

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Why is it that guys like to be called "Daddy" while being screwed? It really is not a turn on for the girl to be screaming Daddy while we have sex.

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Nov 3, 2009 08:26 PM - Sex - by Jenny

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You know that one thing that someone will say on a date that will make you be like “...no”. Well, last week i was dating this chick and she said she wasn’t in a rush to find a boyfriend because “she knows where to get some dick when she needs it”. Whew.

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Nov 2, 2009 07:25 AM - Sex - by Jason

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I hate my parents. They never fucking knock, ever. I just got walked in on jacking off and my parents realize my girlfriend lives halfway across the country.

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Nov 2, 2009 07:11 AM - Sex - by Steven

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Today my new GF gave me head. When she finished she exclaimed "Wow, that is the first time I have fit the whole thing in".

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Oct 30, 2009 07:32 PM - Sex - by Mark

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I need to learn the metric system. My date said he had a 30 cm dick and I was like alright whatever. Thought he was joking. Fuck, that was 8 hours ago and i still can’t walk straight

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Oct 30, 2009 05:18 AM - Sex - by Elizabeth

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Oh God, why did I agree to use “chocolate” flavored condoms with my boyfriend last night.

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Oct 30, 2009 03:17 AM - Sex - by Simone

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I was getting it on with this guy that I had been seeing at my flat. I live alone and freaked out when I heard my front door open. My guy decided to protect me, grabbed an umbrella that I had and went to confront the intruders in his boxers. Turns out my parents came for a surprise visit.

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Shitty, better luck next time (42) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 27, 2009 08:08 AM - Sex - by Tina

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