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I was on my first date with a girl, at a house party. we were sitting on a couch together and I looked at her, and her eyes seemed to signal that she wanted a kiss, so i leaned in to give her one only for her to turn her head and get her beer instead. we didn't see each other again.

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Shitty, better luck next time (22) - You're gonna be single forever (17)

Oct 1, 2009 12:20 PM - Funny - by Trevor

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I was at summer camp and there was this girl i was supposed to tak to the dance and it was all setup as a date then in swimming class the night of the dance i sat down and let out a huge fart, she didn't go to the dance with me.

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Shitty, better luck next time (23) - You're gonna be single forever (18)

Oct 1, 2009 11:43 AM - Funny - by Tyler

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I was at school, there's this girl I see all the time and she's mad cute. One day I got the courage to wave at her, and just as I did the pocket in my pants broke and about 8$ in change went flying all over, and to top it off when I bent to pick it up my pants ripped. I never did get that date.

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Shitty, better luck next time (12) - You're gonna be single forever (33)

Oct 1, 2009 11:22 AM - Funny - by Noah

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I met this hot shot attorney (as she mentioned at least 30 times) at some dive in Boston called JJ’s Foley’s. Anyway, after a few drinks we headed to my place. On the way she started walking funny and talking in really short sentences. I asked if she was alright and said she needed to find a rest room. Then without warning I see her dress turn an ugly shade of brown. She had shat herself right there on the street. I laughed, and ran home never to hear from her again.

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Shitty, better luck next time (63) - You're gonna be single forever (6)

Oct 1, 2009 09:04 AM - Funny - by Markus

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She wrote cue cards for herself so she would remember subjects to talk about while we were eating. She kept looking down at her lap and would ask me a question. This might have been cute except for the fact that she would ask the question and didn't wait for me to answer before asking the next

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Shitty, better luck next time (49) - You're gonna be single forever (1)

Oct 1, 2009 08:52 AM - Funny - by Marco

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One time this chick was sucking me off in my truck in a mini mall parking lot, and I was like way into it so I forgot about my surroundings. Then all of a sudden a hear a knock on the window and its another chick giving my chick a thumbs up. That was sweet.

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Shitty, better luck next time (12) - You're gonna be single forever (36)

Oct 1, 2009 01:45 AM - Funny - by jason

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I'm a tall girl, I got this on one of the dating sites I frequent - "awkwardly enough...it has been a running thing for me forever now (and my friends know) that I have a fantasy to sleep with a beautiful girl who is taller than I am" ..

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Shitty, better luck next time (35) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 12:10 AM - Funny - by Jenny

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I got this letter from some guy on a dating site, and his opening line was "you are pretty, do you have small feet with toes that I could suck on?"... wtf?

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Shitty, better luck next time (39) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 1, 2009 12:08 AM - Funny - by Lilly

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