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I hate my brother. I was chatting up this girl on fb and right before she left, I went to the bathroom and while I was there, my brother changed my status to I have aids, and she saw it :-(

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Shitty, better luck next time (38) - You're gonna be single forever (12)

Oct 30, 2009 05:18 AM - Funny - by Ryan

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There are two things I hate about first dates. One, the awkwardness. Two, going into a guys apartment and seeing his mom on the couch

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Shitty, better luck next time (39) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 30, 2009 05:15 AM - Funny - by Brittany

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I need to get mass texting removed from my phone. I accidentally mass texted my family list instead of my fuck buddy list. Shit.

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Shitty, better luck next time (7) - You're gonna be single forever (83)

Oct 30, 2009 05:12 AM - Funny - by Bill

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WTF MOM. HOLY SHIT, why did she have to tell my boyfriend (on our first date), that I really, really, need to have some kids.

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Shitty, better luck next time (52) - You're gonna be single forever (6)

Oct 30, 2009 03:18 AM - Funny - by Pauline

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I fucking hate blind dates. The last one I showed up to the guys house and the first thing he showed me was his seeing eye dog.

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Shitty, better luck next time (7) - You're gonna be single forever (61)

Oct 30, 2009 03:14 AM - Funny - by Sidney

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I went out with this girl for drinks and we were haing a great time. I was making her laugh a lot. Apparently a little too hard since beer came flying out of her nose and all over me. Oddly, we just laughed harder about it.

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Shitty, better luck next time (34) - You're gonna be single forever (1)

Oct 26, 2009 07:34 AM - Funny - by Dan

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So, I was out with the boys at a club and a girl walked past me with her friends and grabbed my ass. I'm not a club goer so I was a little taken aback and didn't know what to do. I went to go find her after some egging on by my friends, but she was already with some greasy other dude.

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Shitty, better luck next time (9) - You're gonna be single forever (43)

Oct 22, 2009 10:45 AM - Funny - by jason

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I texted a girl that I like to ask her out. She replied, "No thanks." Then I got another text saying that her brother had stolen her phone and that she still wasn't interested. I got rejected twice... once by a dude!

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Shitty, better luck next time (42) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 15, 2009 02:49 AM - Funny - by sizzler

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I met this girl at a festival and we were getting along pretty good, so we made our way back to the tent. After making out for a while she got up saying she had to pee. I told her to go ahead, and she proceeded to drop her panties to her ankles and peed right in the tent. It was my friends tent.

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Shitty, better luck next time (48) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 4, 2009 07:11 AM - Funny - by Pablo Jorge

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Met up with a girl, first date went well, i was pounding her in the backseat against the drivers seat by nine o'clock. Driving her home the seat totally broke, we laughed our asses off ! The seat is still fucked, and so is she.

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Shitty, better luck next time (28) - You're gonna be single forever (19)

Oct 4, 2009 06:36 AM - Funny - by Jimbo

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