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I went back to this guys place. He told me that he had roommates so we had to be quiet. We started making out and his mom knocked on his door to ask if he wanted milk and cookies. He is 35. WTF?

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Oct 26, 2009 07:37 AM - Weird - by Elena

I was going down on this new guy that I was seeing. He acutally said "Swallow or I'll cum in your eyes". I didn't believe him and he actually did. To make it worse, my eye got all swollen and red so much so that I had to go to the ER. Try explaining that to the hot ER dr.

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Shitty, better luck next time (61) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 26, 2009 07:35 AM - Sex - by Daniella

I went out with this girl for drinks and we were haing a great time. I was making her laugh a lot. Apparently a little too hard since beer came flying out of her nose and all over me. Oddly, we just laughed harder about it.

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Oct 26, 2009 07:34 AM - Funny - by Dan

Went to the club with this new guy I was seeing. I was wearing a hot little dress that was being held up by a single ribbon tie at the back of my neck. Some guy thought it might be funny to walk by and pull the end of the ribbon. my dress to fall off. I looked up and my date found it funny too.

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Oct 24, 2009 08:51 AM - Uhhh - by Kim

I went down on this girl that I had been seeing and she farted... EW.

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Oct 24, 2009 08:42 AM - Sex - by Frank

I was getting it on with this new guy and when he got excited he started singing Oklahoma.... not a turn on.

#47
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Oct 23, 2009 03:07 AM - Sex - by Gladys

So, I was out with the boys at a club and a girl walked past me with her friends and grabbed my ass. I'm not a club goer so I was a little taken aback and didn't know what to do. I went to go find her after some egging on by my friends, but she was already with some greasy other dude.

#46
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Shitty, better luck next time (9) - You're gonna be single forever (43)

Oct 22, 2009 10:45 AM - Funny - by jason

I texted a girl that I like to ask her out. She replied, "No thanks." Then I got another text saying that her brother had stolen her phone and that she still wasn't interested. I got rejected twice... once by a dude!

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Shitty, better luck next time (42) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 15, 2009 02:49 AM - Funny - by sizzler

I had been seeing this girl for a few weeks. We went back to her place to have sex for the first time. She said she was going to slip into something more comfortable. I thought some sexy lingerie but she came back with a strap on attached to her.... Ummmm yeah, I'll pass.

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Shitty, better luck next time (51) - You're gonna be single forever (12)

Oct 12, 2009 08:20 AM - Sex - by Mark

Met this guy online and had been chatting for a while. He asked me out for drinks. I went to meet him and he said "Hey Veronica, nice to finally meet you!". My name is not Veronica. In fact, he had no clue what my name was. Ugh

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Shitty, better luck next time (40) - You're gonna be single forever (6)

Oct 12, 2009 08:17 AM - Uhhh - by Kelly

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