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I was getting it on with this guy that I had been seeing at my flat. I live alone and freaked out when I heard my front door open. My guy decided to protect me, grabbed an umbrella that I had and went to confront the intruders in his boxers. Turns out my parents came for a surprise visit.

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Shitty, better luck next time (42) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 27, 2009 08:08 AM - Sex - by Tina

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This chick I was out with got drunk and tried to get into a cat fight with some girl because she didn't like her shoes. I went to stop her and she ended up punching me. I now have a broken nose.

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Shitty, better luck next time (45) - You're gonna be single forever (2)

Oct 27, 2009 08:03 AM - Uhhh - by Mark

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I went out for Chinese with this guy. He decided to show off and order in Mandarin. We live in the US, the waitress does not speak Mandarin and she reminded him of this. Apparently he has done this before.

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Shitty, better luck next time (46) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 27, 2009 08:01 AM - Weird - by Cindy

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So I met this guy online and we went out to the club. I am almost 30 and he claimed to be the same. We got carded at the club and it turns out he is not even of legal age. Ugh

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Shitty, better luck next time (36) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 27, 2009 07:54 AM - Uhhh - by Lola

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I took this girl out for drinks. She got really loaded... so loaded that she started making out with some other random guy at the bar. When I tapped her on the shoulder she turned around and said "oops, I thought he was you"

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Shitty, better luck next time (45) - You're gonna be single forever (2)

Oct 27, 2009 07:49 AM - Uhhh - by Tim

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I met this guy online. He said he was a geek and I am cool with that since I am geeky myself. I got to the bar where I was meeting him and he was dressed up in a Star Trek outfit. Halloween is still a week away.

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Shitty, better luck next time (40) - You're gonna be single forever (7)

Oct 27, 2009 07:40 AM - Weird - by Jane

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I had sex with my new girlfriend and she started crying. I thought this might be a fluke. Nope, she also cried the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th time too.

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Shitty, better luck next time (45) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 26, 2009 07:46 AM - Sex - by Billy

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I was getting it on with a guy I had been seeing for some time. Right before he came he started saying his ex's name.

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Shitty, better luck next time (51) - You're gonna be single forever (1)

Oct 26, 2009 07:45 AM - Sex - by Marcy

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This chick that I met at the bar and I went back to my place. She started going down on me and wanted to show me how well she could deep throat. Apparently not so well because she puked all over my junk and bed. I now have to burn my new sheets.

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Shitty, better luck next time (39) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 26, 2009 07:43 AM - Sick - by Stan

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I went to check my e-mail today and noticed I had a new e-mail from the guy I had been seeing. The e-mail was all about how hot I looked in the lingerie I was wearing last night and how he couldn't wait to take it off me again. I haven't seen him in 3 days.

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Shitty, better luck next time (44) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 26, 2009 07:40 AM - Uhhh - by Sally

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