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So, I was at this girls apartment, sitting on the couch waiting for her to come out of the bathroom. I farted, but I felt like I might of ripped my pants. I bent over to check. Then, she walked out of the bathroom, that sucks.

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Shitty, better luck next time (27) - You're gonna be single forever (25)

Nov 2, 2009 07:08 AM - Dirty - by David

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Just found my boyfriends “secret stash”. I never knew one man could amass such a collection of panty porn. No wonder he bought me those edible panties.

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Shitty, better luck next time (35) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Nov 2, 2009 07:08 AM - Uhhh - by Amy

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Today my new GF gave me head. When she finished she exclaimed "Wow, that is the first time I have fit the whole thing in".

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Oct 30, 2009 07:32 PM - Sex - by Mark

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My mom just told me that she thought my date was cute, especially after she saw his pictures on Facebook of him dressed up like a Power Ranger

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Shitty, better luck next time (52) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 30, 2009 05:21 AM - Funny - by Ashley

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This guy was being such a dick today. I was talking to this girl and he walks up and is all like “Hey Dave, hows your aids” and walks away

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Shitty, better luck next time (52) - You're gonna be single forever (4)

Oct 30, 2009 05:20 AM - Funny - by Daniel

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I hate my brother. I was chatting up this girl on fb and right before she left, I went to the bathroom and while I was there, my brother changed my status to I have aids, and she saw it :-(

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Shitty, better luck next time (38) - You're gonna be single forever (12)

Oct 30, 2009 05:18 AM - Funny - by Ryan

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I need to learn the metric system. My date said he had a 30 cm dick and I was like alright whatever. Thought he was joking. Fuck, that was 8 hours ago and i still can’t walk straight

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Oct 30, 2009 05:18 AM - Sex - by Elizabeth

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Speed dating sucks. I was talking to this guy and all he did was stare at my tits, like I wasn’t a person or anything.

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Oct 30, 2009 05:17 AM - Uhhh - by Michelle

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I’m never having sex with the lights on again. All those “soft spots” on the bed that I like to lay on, I just realized were tread marks.

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Shitty, better luck next time (33) - You're gonna be single forever (16)

Oct 30, 2009 05:16 AM - Dirty - by Nicole

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There are two things I hate about first dates. One, the awkwardness. Two, going into a guys apartment and seeing his mom on the couch

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Shitty, better luck next time (39) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 30, 2009 05:15 AM - Funny - by Brittany

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