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I hate using the internet for date ideas. This stupid website told me to take a girl out to “go stargazing”. So I was like alright, whatever. We get up to the lookout, no stars. Then I realized I could have just looked up their addresses.

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Nov 2, 2009 07:18 AM - Funny - by Aaron

So last night I tried to pay a friend (who’s a girl) to “go on a date” with me. Turns out it’s still prostitution even if you’re trying to fuck your own sister

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Nov 2, 2009 07:16 AM - Funny - by Justin

Last night I ordered some food for the lady and yours truly. But, when I got a male stripper, I realized I dialed the wrong number...

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Nov 2, 2009 07:16 AM - Weird - by Kevin

Some of my friends think I’m weird for exclusively dating anorexic girls. But, hey, dinner and a movie just got a whole lot cheaper. I also keep sick bags in my glove compartment just in case.

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Nov 2, 2009 07:15 AM - Funny - by Kyle

I hate having to deal with people who don’t pay on dates. But, I’ve come up with a solution. Whenever a girl doesn’t pay, I just leave.

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Nov 2, 2009 07:14 AM - Funny - by Brian

So, I kind of feel like a dick because I ran out of this girls apartment. But, when she put on a strap on, I didn’t really know what to say

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Nov 2, 2009 07:13 AM - Weird - by Tommy

I hate dating. So I thought I’d give craigslist a try. Turns out that gblt isn’t a type of sandwich. That date sure was interesting

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Nov 2, 2009 07:12 AM - Uhhh - by Eric

I hate my parents. They never fucking knock, ever. I just got walked in on jacking off and my parents realize my girlfriend lives halfway across the country.

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Nov 2, 2009 07:11 AM - Sex - by Steven

So my date told me he likes the Simpsons. Not only did he only speak in Simpsons' quotes but he then he pulled out the Playboy with Marge on the cover. Gahhh

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Nov 2, 2009 07:10 AM - Weird - by Danielle

I went to hit on this girl today at this Chinese restaurant...she didn’t speak English

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Shitty, better luck next time (10) - You're gonna be single forever (52)

Nov 2, 2009 07:09 AM - Uhhh - by Brandon

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