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My boyfriend thought it would be sweet to surprise me with flowers. I guess he forgot that I am very very allergic to flowers. You would think after 3 years he would know this.

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Shitty, better luck next time (72) - You're gonna be single forever (13)

Nov 3, 2009 08:30 PM - Uhhh - by Tracy

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At first I thought my date was a rare gentleman... He held open the doors, pulled out my chair to sit, complimented me a lot... then he offered to cut my meat for me...

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Nov 3, 2009 08:28 PM - Weird - by Tina

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Why is it that guys like to be called "Daddy" while being screwed? It really is not a turn on for the girl to be screaming Daddy while we have sex.

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Nov 3, 2009 08:26 PM - Sex - by Jenny

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I went out with this chick the other day. Her kid just had the flu. She kissed me goodnight. I am now sick, was sent home from work and am now in quarantine.

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Nov 3, 2009 08:15 PM - Sick - by Mark

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For our 2 year anniversary I gave my GF a pair of diamond earrings that once belonged to my grandmother. I found out that she pawned them a week later to buy some shoes. Yes, she knew they were family heirlooms.

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Shitty, better luck next time (125) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Nov 3, 2009 08:11 PM - Uhhh - by Jim

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Today I found out the girl I am seeing is also seeing a couple of other people. How did I find this out? I saw her making out with one last night and another earlier today.

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Shitty, better luck next time (60) - You're gonna be single forever (10)

Nov 3, 2009 08:07 PM - Uhhh - by Marcel

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Dating sucks. Especially when I spend 3 months talking to this girl online. We go to meet up. Turns out it’s my stepmom. Fuck!

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Nov 2, 2009 07:26 AM - Dirty - by John

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There is something about a blind date that is rather unsettling. Not that I have nothing against tranny’s. It’s just that when we were making out and I went to feel her up, I got a bigger surprise than I was used to.

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Shitty, better luck next time (69) - You're gonna be single forever (21)

Nov 2, 2009 07:26 AM - Uhhh - by Anthony

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You know that one thing that someone will say on a date that will make you be like “...no”. Well, last week i was dating this chick and she said she wasn’t in a rush to find a boyfriend because “she knows where to get some dick when she needs it”. Whew.

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Shitty, better luck next time (61) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Nov 2, 2009 07:25 AM - Sex - by Jason

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I fucking hate Halloween. I went and picked up my date and she looked like a pirate with a peg leg combined with some shitty zombie makeup. We were going to an Angels and Demons parties.

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Shitty, better luck next time (6) - You're gonna be single forever (68)

Nov 2, 2009 07:24 AM - Uhhh - by Alex

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