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i just got this on pof " I got one thing on my mind girl....those lips in my mouth....hmmmm they look good" ... huh?

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Shitty, better luck next time (41) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Mar 15, 2010 04:32 AM - Dirty - by laurel

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I met this girl online, hot, and she looked just like her picture. We ended up going at it the night I met her. After messing around for a bit I tried to stick it in her ass. She's not into that, which I found out after she jumped up and got me in some kind of wresting hold. Yeah, I ended up with a torn bicep. Try explaining that away at work.

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Shitty, better luck next time (17) - You're gonna be single forever (171)

Feb 9, 2010 04:40 AM - Uhhh - by CALIENTE69

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Went on a date with a guy a few years ago and it's stuck with me all this time. We did standard dinner/movie. During the movie, he just kept petting and rubbing my arm. Then, when he takes me home, I move to get out of the car, and he grabs my head and kisses me straight on the lips. Guy had epic garlic breath, and sucked my lips into his teeth. After that, every time he called, no answer.

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Shitty, better luck next time (83) - You're gonna be single forever (6)

Jan 3, 2010 10:25 AM - Uhhh - by DoofusAttractant

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So, the other night I was at a local bar and saw these incredibly cute girls at the bar, who were alone. I decided to go up and chat with them, and right in the middle of my conversation my buddy comes up to me "SO, HOW IS IT GOING HITTING ON THESE GIRLS?" basically yelling it so both could hear. Total fucking cockblock.

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Shitty, better luck next time (65) - You're gonna be single forever (16)

Jan 3, 2010 07:50 AM - Funny - by MG

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So my BF and I were at a festival this summer, and, after a week and a half of sharing a tent with my three younger sisters, we were both pretty damn frustrated. So we grabbed a condom and went in search of someplace private. Note: Next time take mosquito netting as well -- it IS needed there...

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Shitty, better luck next time (63) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Dec 22, 2009 04:04 PM - Sex - by Rory

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Met a chick online - seemed decent enough... talked on the phone... all good... met her downtown T.O. 4 a movie & drink... out of nowhere she starts talking "baby talk"... creeped me out so I had more 2 drink... she then began crying bc her Dad was an alcoholic... I didn't bother calling her again

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Shitty, better luck next time (63) - You're gonna be single forever (16)

Dec 12, 2009 12:17 AM - Weird - by raNdOM

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So one time this chick was sucking me off, right, and it was terrible. Like the worst. And I was drunk and just wanted to go home. So as she's going at it, I pull her head up to stop her, and she thinks I'm about to blow my load or some shit so she says "what a gentleman!" And I'm like "no, bitch!"

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Shitty, better luck next time (9) - You're gonna be single forever (212)

Nov 29, 2009 11:50 PM - Uhhh - by jason

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Went on a frist date with this guy. He took me to church.

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Shitty, better luck next time (128) - You're gonna be single forever (23)

Nov 28, 2009 08:30 AM - Weird - by Moira

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I met this new guy today. He asked me to be his dirty little secret.

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Shitty, better luck next time (90) - You're gonna be single forever (12)

Nov 28, 2009 08:29 AM - Uhhh - by Ashly

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Today I texted the guy I had been fooling around with. I had been away for a couple weeks. I was informed via text that he was seeing someone else now because he couldn't wait until I got back.

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Shitty, better luck next time (69) - You're gonna be single forever (11)

Nov 23, 2009 12:51 AM - Sick - by Marcy

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