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Went on a date with this guy who was obsessed with asking what label I was wearing... Meanwhile, his Calvin Klein shit and Guess jeans didn't even fit him. It doesn't matter what label you are wearing if your clothes don't fit anyway.

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Shitty, better luck next time (46) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 1, 2009 08:26 AM - Uhhh - by Shirley

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worst date went to a girls house to pick her up and her place was a big mess mold on plates poop on floor yuck and she was drunk and wanted to stay in.

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Shitty, better luck next time (46) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 08:07 AM - Uhhh - by Kevin

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So, back in the day my friend met this chick in an AOL chat room. She came to one of our band practices and we realized she looked like some sort of bulldog mix. She also turned out to be batshit crazy. He fingerbanged her anyway. She jumped off a cliff like 2 years later.

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Shitty, better luck next time (12) - You're gonna be single forever (49)

Oct 1, 2009 01:51 AM - Uhhh - by jason

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One time this chick was sucking me off in my truck in a mini mall parking lot, and I was like way into it so I forgot about my surroundings. Then all of a sudden a hear a knock on the window and its another chick giving my chick a thumbs up. That was sweet.

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Oct 1, 2009 01:45 AM - Funny - by jason

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I got this awesome email from an 18 year old online dater .. all it said was "u b sex".. weird..

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Shitty, better luck next time (38) - You're gonna be single forever (2)

Oct 1, 2009 12:11 AM - Uhhh - by Polly

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I'm a tall girl, I got this on one of the dating sites I frequent - "awkwardly enough...it has been a running thing for me forever now (and my friends know) that I have a fantasy to sleep with a beautiful girl who is taller than I am" ..

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Shitty, better luck next time (34) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 12:10 AM - Funny - by Jenny

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I got this letter from some guy on a dating site, and his opening line was "you are pretty, do you have small feet with toes that I could suck on?"... wtf?

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Oct 1, 2009 12:08 AM - Funny - by Lilly

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So, I was on this dating site and the first contact e-mail from this guy was "are you into latex, goats and stillettos"

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Shitty, better luck next time (41) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 1, 2009 12:06 AM - Weird - by Spaz

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