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I was at school, there's this girl I see all the time and she's mad cute. One day I got the courage to wave at her, and just as I did the pocket in my pants broke and about 8$ in change went flying all over, and to top it off when I bent to pick it up my pants ripped. I never did get that date.

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Shitty, better luck next time (12) - You're gonna be single forever (33)

Oct 1, 2009 11:22 AM - Funny - by Noah

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I met this hot shot attorney (as she mentioned at least 30 times) at some dive in Boston called JJ’s Foley’s. Anyway, after a few drinks we headed to my place. On the way she started walking funny and talking in really short sentences. I asked if she was alright and said she needed to find a rest room. Then without warning I see her dress turn an ugly shade of brown. She had shat herself right there on the street. I laughed, and ran home never to hear from her again.

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Shitty, better luck next time (63) - You're gonna be single forever (6)

Oct 1, 2009 09:04 AM - Funny - by Markus

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Was getting it on with this girl and she asked if I liked to be tied up. I thought it might be some kinky fun so I let her. She robbed me blind and left me tied there until my roommate got home to laugh and untie me.

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Shitty, better luck next time (48) - You're gonna be single forever (11)

Oct 1, 2009 09:09 AM - Sex - by Joe

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At the bar with this "single guy" he went to the bathroom. This girl sat down and started telling me how hot she thought he was... she then told me she was his wife and poured a pint of beer over my head.

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Shitty, better luck next time (60) - You're gonna be single forever (5)

Oct 1, 2009 09:06 AM - Uhhh - by Lisa

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I went out with this girl. We were at the restaurant and I ran into my female cousin while on the way to the bathroom. The girl saw, got all jealous and didn't believe it was my cousin. She keyed Lying Ass into my car.

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Shitty, better luck next time (48) - You're gonna be single forever (4)

Oct 1, 2009 09:04 AM - Uhhh - by Bob

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1st time having sex with this guy. He said he was going to get something to get us in the mood. He came back in a bunny costume.

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Shitty, better luck next time (55) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 09:01 AM - Sex - by Rachel

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She wrote cue cards for herself so she would remember subjects to talk about while we were eating. She kept looking down at her lap and would ask me a question. This might have been cute except for the fact that she would ask the question and didn't wait for me to answer before asking the next

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Shitty, better luck next time (49) - You're gonna be single forever (1)

Oct 1, 2009 08:52 AM - Funny - by Marco

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3rd Date:He picked my up, then picked up one of his friends (who I had never met) and we went to visit another of his friends (who I had also never met). He left me to talk to the friend's wife while the guys went to another room to play guitar. We stayed there until midnight, then he took me home

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Shitty, better luck next time (40) - You're gonna be single forever (8)

Oct 1, 2009 08:45 AM - Uhhh - by Rhonda

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Met my blind date and he was drunk. He said hello and then puked on my new shoes.

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Shitty, better luck next time (42) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 08:35 AM - Sick - by Sophia

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2nd date with this guy and he spent the entire time planning "our future together"... moving fast much?

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Shitty, better luck next time (39) - You're gonna be single forever (3)

Oct 1, 2009 08:27 AM - Weird - by Holly

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