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Blind date with this guy... he showed up 45 mins late... kept texting me to tell me he was sorry he was running late... UGHH

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Oct 10, 2009 01:56 AM - Uhhh - by Rachel

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I went out on a first date with this guy. He invited me to the pub. All he drank all night is water... WTF? who goes to a pub to drink WATER?

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Oct 10, 2009 01:50 AM - Uhhh - by Carly

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I met up with this guy online and we were meeting for the first time to out to a movie. He showed up in socks and sandles. Needless to say, I won't be seeing him again. Who does that!

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Oct 9, 2009 01:38 AM - Uhhh - by Leslie

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Picked up this really hot chick at the singles bar. I take her home and we get it on, she goes to the washroom before fall asleep in the most beautiful embrace. After waking to the shock of her gone, I find the toilet plugged and overflowed, she never called me back, I left three messages.

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Oct 4, 2009 07:45 AM - Sick - by Peter

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After a perfect date, I close her car door knowing I'm taking her home. As I walk around the car I let out a really big fart, it totally follows me in the car, I just wait for a reaction. She doesn't say a thing, I fucked her in the ass that night!

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Oct 4, 2009 07:22 AM - Dirty - by Jahfool

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I met this girl at a festival and we were getting along pretty good, so we made our way back to the tent. After making out for a while she got up saying she had to pee. I told her to go ahead, and she proceeded to drop her panties to her ankles and peed right in the tent. It was my friends tent.

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Oct 4, 2009 07:11 AM - Funny - by Pablo Jorge

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Met up with a girl, first date went well, i was pounding her in the backseat against the drivers seat by nine o'clock. Driving her home the seat totally broke, we laughed our asses off ! The seat is still fucked, and so is she.

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Oct 4, 2009 06:36 AM - Funny - by Jimbo

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I met this girl online and I wasn't sure from her pictures what she looked like so I told her I would be wearing black with a white hat, but instead I shown up dressed totally different. It was a good thing too because she looked nothing like her picture so I left without being noticed.

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Oct 2, 2009 07:43 AM - Uhhh - by Josh

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I was on my first date with a girl, at a house party. we were sitting on a couch together and I looked at her, and her eyes seemed to signal that she wanted a kiss, so i leaned in to give her one only for her to turn her head and get her beer instead. we didn't see each other again.

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Oct 1, 2009 12:20 PM - Funny - by Trevor

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I was at summer camp and there was this girl i was supposed to tak to the dance and it was all setup as a date then in swimming class the night of the dance i sat down and let out a huge fart, she didn't go to the dance with me.

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Oct 1, 2009 11:43 AM - Funny - by Tyler

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